1 mars 2010

Les Individus Toxiques du TAF 1ere Partie




Ils ou elles sont insupportables mais il faut faire avec, comme collegues, collaborateurs, clients, voire comme boss. Ces calamites ambulantes empoisonnent la vie quotidienne de l'entreprise.
Certains sont « bien gentils », d'autres mal intentionnes. Ils sont casse-pieds, anxieux, boulets, paranos, coleriques, bavards, divas, narcissiques, obsessionnels ou autres individus problematiques et ont en commun une enorme difficulte a s'adapter au milieu du travail et aux contraintes de la vie en collectivite. Ils ou elles generent par leur comportement une baisse de la performance et des resultats.

Ca a surement du vous arriver aussi, le mec ou la meuf du TAF qui vous rend la vie presque insupportable des votre arrivee, qui fait que vous n’avez aucune envie de sortir du lit le matin, qui fait que vous n’etes point presse de retourner au boulot.


On passe en quelque sorte la majorite de notre temps avec eux. On est coince avec eux de 8 a 10h de temps ou meme plus donc on est oblige de supporter toutes leurs petites manies.


Des energumes du boulot on en trouvera donc de toutes les sortes:



Qui sont ils?


* Celui ou celle qui vous empeche de faire votre travail correctement.


* Celui ou cellequi se leve le matin en ayant un seul but => emmerder le plus de collegues au travail (quota journalier a atteindre).


* Celui ou celle qui monte les collegues les uns contre les autres.


* Celui ou celle qui transforme le lieu de travail en champ de bataille, propice aux conflits.


* Celui ou celle qui transpire l'hypocrisie.


* Celui ou celle qui se la pete a tout instant et donc se croit mieux que les autres.


* Celui ou celle qui embrigade le patron afin d'arriver a ses fins.


* le faux cul, toujours a vous sourire alors qu'il ou elle vous hait.


* Celui ou celle qui ere a volonte dans les couloirs, dans les bureaux et aussi dans la salle de pause sans raison apparente, juste pour vous lancez un salut ca va le boulot? Ok a plus.


* les insatiables ruminants de 9h a 5h, sont ceux qui mangent a tout bout de champ. Durant la journee, ca commence par le bruit de la bouche qui vous tapera surement sur le systeme et ca va aller des gateaux, fruits aux bonbons, chips, biscuits.... Et bonjour l’odeur de la poubelle sous la table.


* Les chanteurs amateurs ou encore les responsables de pollution auditive au sein du travail sont celuis ou celles qui vont chanter et sifflotter a longueur de journee n’importe quelle chanson qui leur passera par la tete juste pour vous casser les tympans.


* Les tricheurs/ses ou encore copieurs/ses, sont ceux qui vont vous piquer toutes vos bonnes idees et les presenter au grand boss comme si ils ou elles en etaient les auteurs, ou encore vous copier votre style vestimentaire.


* les collants, celui ou celle qui pour vous dire le plus simple des mots va vous toucher ou vous pousser du coude ou de l‘epaule, ou encore va vous chuchoter presque dans les oreilles juste par mauvaise habitude.






Quand des personnalites problematiques sevissent, on ne gere que le present et on passe sa vie a arbitrer les conflits ou a gerer les problemes personnels ou relationnels. Finies les bonnes idees, la creativite! Les gens se desinvestissent et ne font plus que le minimum... » Le climat de travail devient lourd, l'ambiance se degrade et la productivite baisse.


La spirale infernale est donc enclenchee.



2eme Partie a venir tres bientot.



Source: Mes Experiences et celles des Uns et des Autres, Mon Imagination

12 commentaires:

Amina a dit…

j'adooore cet article!!! si vrai!!!
LOL a celui qui a pour but d emmerder le monde et atteindre son quota?
dans mon dept un qui me TAPE aux nerfs, au point ou je l ai surnomme "Todo bien"? ben justement n arrete pas de me demander si tout va bien(todo bien) et attend des confidences de ma part...un vrai casse-pieds!

NMK a dit…

C a te rendre dingue je t'assure, ya tro d'emmerdeurs au Taf, mais comme j'ai dit il faut savoir les supporter, sinon on se taperait des crises de nerf tous les jours.

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